The Night Fast approaches. A to do list.

blue hill( if anyone recognizes this photo let me know. I lost the create somewhere and i like to give credit where credit is due)

As tomorrow's costume party fast approaches and I being its hostess my list of to do things is rather large.
1. I must make up my damn mind what my costume will be. The options are A) scary fairy although the wings are rather large and may cause trouble and someone may lose an eye. B) Wednesday Adams but this will entail some sewing and the purchase of a wig. C) French girl (black and white checked skirt and black beret) This will allow for the chain smoking of Gauloise, the drinking of much wine and the use of a truly horrid French accent with which to annoy my friends. I’m leaning towards C because of the smoking and the accent will be fun.
2. Most prepare the black punch of death. A lethal concoction of white grape juice, vodka, black food coloring and gummy creatures. I believe once this punch is mixed it becomes a portal to the other world from which demons of sin and misdeeds appear.
3. Move the big tv into the garage for the smokers and have horror movies playing constantly. Because the Shining makes for beautiful background.
4. Decorate said garage with cobwebs and creepy bouquets of flowers, thankfully my local florist makes died black flower arrangements.
5. Create a crime scene on the driveway. So everyone will know which house is mine. Nothing says welcome like crime scene tape and a chalk body outline.
6. Start cooking the food. So my guest will have something to ward off the evils of the punch.
7. Oh yes….I must clean the house. My house would be anawful mess if not for these parties. I really should just start sending out invitations that state. I need to clean my house so come over and drink so I’m motivated lest I embarrass myself.

I am sure there are more things to do but I can't think of them now and will be running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to get everything done. Hum...maybe that should be my costume.

Many people suspect their house is haunted.

haunted library from wit of the staircase


Do your socks ever inexplicably disappear?
Have you ever felt the sensation of being watched when no one is there?
Do you ever walk into a room and forget what you went in there for?
Have you ever heard a door or cabinet door open or close mysteriously?
Have you ever seen a ghost in your house?
If you answered yes to No. 5, your house is haunted

From Mystery of the Haunted Vampire

T'is the Season

The Worms Crawl In

Never laugh when a ghost goes by—
It may be your turn next to die.
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
And throw you down, six feet deep.
All goes well for a week or two,
Then things start happening; all is new.

Worms crawl in and worms crawl out,
And ants play ping-pong on your snout.
One worm that's not quite so shy
Crawls in one ear and out one eye,
Till your blood turns to a sickery green
And oozes out like Devonshire cream.


And on that note I'm off to start the invitations rolling for my little celebrations of all things creepy and crawly and haunted and spooky. So put on that extra eyeliner and you best morbid outlock and come on down.

Happy Birthday Baby!

Yes you...it's your birthday you fabulous fellow you. Anna Wintour calls you darling but I call you my friend.
Kisses

This is what the inside of my head feels like

miro

Too many things all jumbled up and I'm antsy and nervous. I really need to sort it out into some kind of chart. Get it a little organized. Maybe just concentrate on one small thing like getting the new curtains hung in the living room. I'm working too many hours right now and it's made me a bit crazy. And trust me that was never a far drive.

Yep

	Quiz Galaxy Predicts that Monnie Angel's Last Words Will Be...
"At least I can haunt you"
'What will your last words be?' at QuizGalaxy.com

That's exactly what I would say.